why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
(via imperfecttiming)
DO YOU KNOW HOW UPSET I AM RIGHT NOW
IT’S A TRAMPOLINE TENT
SO ONCE YOU’RE DONE BOUNCING AND HAVING FUN
YOU CAN SLEEP ON THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE AND HAVE EVEN MORE FUN
(via wish-upon-a-starkid)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(via ihaveabigcock-pit)
what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
(via penguinize)
